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Then onto the pub to find those two bums,
and return those 'orrible kids to their
respective mums.
What did we find? Nothing too cute,
just two English mothers as pissed as a newt.
When came time we fell out the door,
across to a medieval banquet to partake of
much more.
Now this night was a unique affair,
I wish I could fully describe to you all not
there.
It's about food and wine and as much noise as
you can create, and old English songs in which we were expected
to participate.
So many people from many a nation,
sat there in quiet anticipation.
But I was there with my English crew,
not in the least worried as they would know what
to do.
Oh for the overwhelming pride,
they were the loudest in the room, and I had
nowhere to hide.
Even when our gallant knight lost his
sword-fight, to the victor we were given as prize, which he
declined with all his might.
Gerry and Ashley were made Lord and Lady for the
night, dressed in costumes that just didn't look right.
Ashley had a robe of red,
Gerry had what looked like a condom plonked on
his head.
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