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Now time to tour this fair isle,
this place is small but traffic is heavy we may
be awhile.
Stonehenge was this first thing we saw,
no good to me I couldn't find the pigging door.
Then through country lanes to Longleat Park,
this is all we took in before it got dark.
So then to bath to stay the night,
we decided on an Indian restaurant to sample
their eastern delight,
After walking too long the restaurant we somehow
missed, so we revised our plan found a pub, and got
really pissed.
My language is not the same in this land,
we were not angry just too drunk to stand.
Now with verbal diarrhea caused by local brew,
Chris threatened to gag my mouth just a time or
two.
Soon t'was time to lay our heads, found a nice
place that had twin beds.
At five 5am rudely Chris shook me awake,
screaming" shut ya snoring for goodness
sake".
I looked at her and let some time pass,
before turning over and mumbling "ya pain in
my ass."
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