So to Paris today excited and full of anticipation, off to catch the Euro star from Ashford International station.

Passports and tickets in hand through customs we was whisked, but Chris deliberately left a metal lighter on her and she was duly frisked.

 To my amusement and her disgust there was to be no skank, cos a women turned up to do it and boy she was built like a tank.

The train sped off towards the coast it was amazing to me, that this train takes you to Europe via a tunnel under the sea.

Then out into France now traveling at 180 mph, little chance to see scenery but its like England only more dour.