Tuesday

NEW YEARS EVE

31st December

"You put the other 3 ice lolly's where?"

 

Now here we are far more sophisticated, we dance around our handbags

So off to another English culture event, to the local pantomime we all went.

Where the leading man is played by a girl and the dames by guys, well by now I've learnt to show no surprise.

as you have guessed they were loud and noisy no one was left out, and as for some of the one-liners now  what was that all about.

now I would hate you to think I enjoyed myself like some fool, but ok I admit it was kinda cool.

Well the party went with a swing plenty of music and good cheer, to one and all a happy new year.

These two events were some what alike, as a warning to you don't let these two gits anywhere near a mic.

They had it announced not once but twice, I was from the states t'was public so I had to be nice.

But when I got those two gits alone, I told them where to shove the microphone.

"Please tell me a joke, the sticks move when I laugh"

"Oh Gerry that's gotta hurt"